YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!
ϟ Avada Kedavra!
Same goes for you Voldy. I mean you die when you’re 69. What a waste of your life. You could’ve gotten married to Bellatrix and had demon children, but instead you wasted about 10 years stealing from your “brothers” and “sisters” (orphanage), 10 years figuring out how to make horcruxes (and making them), 50 years cursing professors away from the Defense Against The Dark Arts job because YOU didn’t get it, 17 years trying to kill a BOY, and 0 years trying to find love or friendship.